security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'

Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?

by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023

Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.

Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.

by A dying goat May 31, 2024

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024