SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

sad virgin

A virgin “man” who stays home and plays nothing but league of legends, world of warcraft, and wizard 101 in his parents house all day. This man also has a habit of looking at big, 2-D, anime titties

“You don’t go out much do you?”
“I’m a sad virgin, what do you expect?”

by ImABigBlackDuck May 24, 2018

sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

Sad Case

Sad case is mostly used by females with the name Julia, Or Tressa. Sad case meaning something is very tragic and is impossible to do even though you want to.

Girl: Come and see me
Guy: Thats a sad case. You live states away.

by Zycic March 9, 2020

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

sad tarantula

A term to be used when something makes you sad, miserable, or otherwise, and you don't desire to be a fluffy bear.

A: Man, the doctor just said I only have three days to live...
B: Sad tarantula :(((
A: Dude, that's so much cooler than being a sad panda.
B: Right? Anyways good luck.

by AaronWW September 1, 2011

sad skate

When you’re feelin low an you need to get out and cruise to free your mind.

Bryce hit a sad skate after Andrea ghosted his needy ass.

by Kushlossus of Klout November 9, 2020