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Something funny man

Friend 1: peepeepoopoo
Friend 2: hahahahhaha now that is Something funny man
by Jtaisthatguy September 9, 2023
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Something

when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"
LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!
by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 26, 2024
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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Something

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Something 1: Something
Something 2: I know, right?
by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021
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Lets DO something!

Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals

speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery
Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere

Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)

Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc
by Alice Sea Kitten April 23, 2004
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self something

It’s called self something not bullying
by Comet the person August 7, 2021
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something

A very boring word
maybe you should try to cough or sneeze or something
by anonymous October 5, 2022
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