*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

Reach Around

The fondling of a Butt Pirates Pole by a Limpy Wristed Fag.

That Limpy Wristed Fag is giving that Butt Pirate a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023

Reach Around

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.

That guy is giving his dog a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023

Reachny

A really stupid girl, who will try to marry any boy she sees.

Oh my god, she is such a Reachny.

by Someoneyouprobablydon'tknowlol July 24, 2023

Reich

An extremely inflexible person. Like someone who won’t trade food and eats the same kind of breakfast or lunch nearly every day and won’t change it

Man our history teacher is such a Reich. He doesn’t accept late work no matter the reason.

by YuOfTheNight August 31, 2023

Rechigga

Retarded-Chink-Nigga
Someone who is overall having a dumb moment, very unaware and confused

Kayden is being such a damn rechigga

by sweaty cheese balls August 13, 2024

Reacharound BJ

In the casino game Blackjack, this term is used when you get a 21 off an Ace being your second card. This is inspired by the sexual maneuver of the same name.

Jane Doe: Nice, you got a little reacharound BJ! That should end the cold streak.
John Doe: Now I just have to make the other 10,000 back...

by DaRealOne64 September 7, 2023