Foothill Ranch

Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.

Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

stud ranch

The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.

She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.

Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.

by shield July 31, 2008

Morton Ranch Highschool

Morton Ranch Highschool, part of KatyISD and the best school in the Houston Area. One problem though, white people walk around thinking its their ranch. Disrespect the white man next thing you know you and your whole family is deported. 3 days later, new amendment passed making it ilegal for spics to enroll in any school in the United States.

@Morton Ranch Highschool Lunchroom
Mexican:"Hey im spic, whats ur name?"
Whitey:"Hi my name is hick, wanna see a picture of a deer I shot last weekend?
Mexican:"Picks up lunchtray and leaves to join the cholos"
Whitey:"Deported"

by :trolldaddy: October 23, 2011

ranchalow

A house that looks a little bit like a ranch house and a little bit like a bungalow.

David Nassif just bought a house that resembles a ranchalow.

by UnrulyJulie February 8, 2010

Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.

by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

ranch

Vast land where cattle is kept.

My uncle has a ranch. Bulls roam there freely.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016

Rachael and Sadie

the ones who you or we all thought that were your closest friends, youthought you can tell your deepest secrets, the one WHO JUST ARE THEY TO BE THERE AND RUIN YOUR LIFE . the ones that u thought you loved! 💔

Rachael and Sadie

by 0of_ January 21, 2019