Rod

There is a madden card called rod Woodson and he is straight ass he fucking sucks nigger juice and if your name is rod your a pussy and go die in a hole and also #fgf
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Rod

A very handsome young fellow he gets all the girls
“He was almost as good looking as Rod”
by Kooler n frieze July 12, 2018
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
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rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.
Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.
by Gaycente67 March 21, 2017
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mckenna rod

stanky and fishy stanky and fishy
hey did you guys hear what mckenna rod said?
no i heard she stinks
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doing a rod

man rod is doing a rod again,
by noddingrod July 01, 2016
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polishing the rod

"i was polishing the rod the other day"
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