1) Type 1 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from eating McDonald’s, usually follows the morning after an 11pm consumption, a 4am McShit, and feeling terrible til 1-2pm the next day. Type 1 PTSmcD’s sets in as soon as you first awake and usually lasts 24-72 hours.
2) Type 2 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from the overall experience of McDonalds i.e. a poorly constructed burger, the worker forgets something, the burger is just drenched in sauce or something. If the experience is bad enough this may result in a vow to never patronize that location, or completely drop the franchise altogether. Type 2 PTSmcD’s can last as little as 2 week til forever.
Type 3 PTSmcD’s is an overly exaggeration of type 2 PTSmcD’s, based off a prejudice going in/ already in a bad mood.
2) Type 2 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from the overall experience of McDonalds i.e. a poorly constructed burger, the worker forgets something, the burger is just drenched in sauce or something. If the experience is bad enough this may result in a vow to never patronize that location, or completely drop the franchise altogether. Type 2 PTSmcD’s can last as little as 2 week til forever.
Type 3 PTSmcD’s is an overly exaggeration of type 2 PTSmcD’s, based off a prejudice going in/ already in a bad mood.
Victim of Type 1 PTSmcD’s: “I cannot go to McD’s after last night, I still got PTSmcD’s...”
Victim of Type 2 PTSmcD’s: “I got super bad PTSmcD’s after they gave me Diet Coke and 3 gallons of big mac sauce on my mac, I’ll never go to the State Street Mc D’s ever ever again”
Type 3 PTSmcD’s: “I can’t get my mom anything from McD’s, her PTSmcD’s flares up over the slightest stupidest thing and the crew there are idiots”
Victim of Type 2 PTSmcD’s: “I got super bad PTSmcD’s after they gave me Diet Coke and 3 gallons of big mac sauce on my mac, I’ll never go to the State Street Mc D’s ever ever again”
Type 3 PTSmcD’s: “I can’t get my mom anything from McD’s, her PTSmcD’s flares up over the slightest stupidest thing and the crew there are idiots”
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Strong reactions such as fear, horror, anger, sadness and hopelessness are natural after events like this, of course.
Post-traumatic gainz disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:
1.Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares.
As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.
Imagining the price can nuke at any moment once again, bringing back all that pain.
2.Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma.
Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and switch their base currency to being ETH or BTC.
3.Feeling anxious and heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration on anything other than constantly refreshing their portfolio, or watching 1m chats.
Unfortunately, there is no cure known to modern science, despite having tried Rolex applications and Lambo driving therapy.
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