clowns pocket

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.

'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'

by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006

pocket veto

The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."

Hey, you know I think you're pretty cool and all. I was wondering if you weren't doing anything this weekend if you wanna catch a movie or something...
Sincerely,
Vulnerable Girl

-Pocket vetoed. 10 years later- Still no response.-

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden May 16, 2007

pocket

Modern Definition: The title of a popular Tabi Bonney song. To get "put in the pocket" is slang for having a good thing happen to you.

Traditional Definition: A shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch used esp. for carrying small articles.

1. Put me in the pocket, pocket, Put me in the pocket, pocket, put me in the pocket.

2. I keep my keys in my right pocket.

by ducksoup October 17, 2006

turd in your pocket

When someone tries to include you in a "we" that you don't feel part of, the traditional response is "We? What do you mean, we? Do you have a turd in your pocket?" Translates as semi-funny emphatic rejection of false or forced collectivism. (My "do you have a mouse in your pocket?" is the cleaned-up version of the old rhetorical rejection of the false "we.")

#1: We can take care of that.

#2: We? What's this "we" shit? Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by Why da'ya Care November 8, 2007

chocolate pocket

The anus, asshole, butthole.

I put it in her chocolate pocket last night.

by MRPrasad September 15, 2006

[pocket cup]

A polystyrene cup Bob Fossil puts in his breast pocket after unsuccessfully bribing Howard Moon into fist-fighting a Killeroo (a killer kangaroo) with it.

From The Mighty Boosh.

"Note to self: pocket cup."

by yo_milky_joe January 13, 2009

Pocket Pussy

It's a vagina designed vibrator toy with an average sized tunnel of four to six inches long to fit the hand palm usually closed or open-ended made for travel companions to tuck away in their carry on bags.

I recommend a pocket pussy for my husband when he travels abroad.
Pocket pussy fulfills men desire when their wives are missing in action.

by Banana spoon April 9, 2017