Tom: yes I’m going out with Susan again
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life
by All good names are taken August 21, 2025
Get the bait platemug. by -G123 November 15, 2018
Get the Dinner platesmug. Warming up a hot plate in the microwave to snort coke off of it. Coke absorbs water. Hot plate evaporates it. Less will feel more intense
John: hey bro I got an eight ball, go warm up a plate for me real quick! I need a Hot Plate
Todd: why?!
John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro
Todd: why?!
John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro
by Wavybonexander2.0 January 31, 2025
Get the Hot Platemug. by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020
Get the half plate gomimug. When a person wants to start a new life under a new identity OR A plate a person gets put in their head after an accident.
by Most Interesting Man Alive October 19, 2011
Get the Blank Platemug. A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disastermug. When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
by boulderer February 13, 2024
Get the two plate energymug.