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phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013
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south philly brunswick

(noun)

1) this is achieved when the act of fingering is simply not enough to convey how horny the male is across to the female. The male male inserts one or more fingers into the anus of the female while simulatneouly maintaining the squish penetration. In order to avoid being mistaken with the "shocker" the male needs to be driving his fingers as deep and forcefully as possible while whispering "what the fuck, come on" into one of the female's ears.
SitOnMeShamrock: i thought this chick was bored the other night while i was making out with her. I laid into her with a south philly brunswick and found out she was just sleeping.
by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011
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mark phillips

The baddest mother fucker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of dick 10 pounds of balls and hair on every square inch. Like some kind of badass miniature bigfoot.
Better watch out for that Mark Phillips mother fucker, he's a bad dude.
by THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH July 15, 2018
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Kieran Phillips

A hairy german pornstar who especially likes watching men get sweaty in the gym.
Oh my god spank his hairy ass in the gym oh hell yeah
by billy besler May 7, 2003
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west philly squeegie

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.
I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!
by Toby Shephard March 2, 2008
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phill-up

1.to feel up some one
2.to come all inside that bitch
"dude i think i did a phill-up to that bitch from room 364"
by boomsickle May 17, 2008
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Bum Phillips

Originally an American football coach and father of Wade Phillips, "Bum Phillips" refers to a total waste of space, bum, slacker, lazy-ass, drunk, slob, degenerate, etc. Sometimes shortened to simply, "Phillips"
He blacked out drunk on a Monday night AGAIN? He is a total Bum Phillips.
by heyjoe83 October 15, 2010
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