penny up a wall

the process of a group of boys pissing up a wall, closest to hit the top of the wall wins

schoolboys bunking school decided to play penny up a wall to see who is the best.

by matthew vickers January 21, 2009

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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

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Penny

Her real name is Penelope, but she’ll never tell you. So pretty and really good at makeup. She has a cringe relationship but apparently she doesn’t mind. One of the most funny and caring people on Earth, I hope we’ll never grow apart!

Penny’s farts stink

by Bigback1211 May 20, 2024

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Penny

A slur against gays (homosexuals) due to their ability to corrode and seen as a “cheap.” In the late 1900s, many gay men were called pennies because they were thought to be cheap and easy to access.

You for real a penny, look how you just falter at the whims of any man who crosses your path.

by PennybeProud March 13, 2024

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Pennis Inn (pennisinn)

the "pennis inn" is the place where all of a gay mans fantasies come true. a lovely woman named chloe will be your host and she has a penis too. she will let you do whatever you want at the pennis inn. she wants her customers to want her as much as they want the hotel. the pennis inn comes complete with ONLY honeymoon suites and a grand ballroom for those times when you just wanna DANCE!

welcome to the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)"! my name is chloe!

lets goto the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)" tonight boys;)

by ILIKECOX June 29, 2010

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