Pennies in the Toes

When a freaky bitch makes you suck her toes until the toe-hickeys created a copper/blood taste in your mouth

Jay T: What's happened at the clients house today?
Jay B: This nasty housewife surprised me with some mid-day Pennies in the Toes
Jay T: need a breath mint?
Jay B: Nah I like it

by ServiceDaddyDaughterDuo December 10, 2021

penny farthing

someone who has big balls but a small dick

Blake has a penny farthing.

by acuzi October 31, 2021

penny wack

you put $5 worth of pennies in a sock and wack someone until the sock explodes

hey i gave that guy down the road the penny wack

by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023

1944 penny

If you or someone you know has a 1944 penny hold it to a magnet. If it sticks to the magnet it’s made of steel and could be wor th over 100,000 dollars. If it doesn’t stick it’s made of copper and is worth about 4 cents.

Whoa, I just found a 1944 penny!

by Cacaree January 20, 2021

penny drag

To diminish something's value over time, little by little.

"You're penny dragging the cookie jar every time you sneak a chocolate chip."

"Lipstick is penny dragged with every use."

by RubberBanded Toasters May 12, 2020

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.

x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.

by deslumoprime March 24, 2024