Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021

parren

The sexiest girl alive. The best friend. One of the only persons who can get a man.

Parren is so sexy today

by Hi peeps February 27, 2015

parental advisory

the way to distinguish rap music from good music

if the guy on the album is black and there's a parental advisory, its a rap album

by ppp December 27, 2004

parenty

acting like a parent or refering to parental behaviors.

Mom: NO, you cant have sex with your boufriend
Daughter: uhhh why are you getting all parenty on me?

by deeraven January 31, 2009

Parve

Parve is the kindest and cutest and most creative person, they're there for a good laugh and telling jokes. They can be your go to person for any type of conversation. A 10/10 to fit any personality or style, they can be the most beautiful person you've ever seen.

Parve is the best.

by cquese December 11, 2021

Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.

The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.

by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011