Optiness

Refers to kids sailing Opti's.

Also means immaturity.

Tiago: Look! A plane! VEERRRRRRRRRRM!!!!! VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Taylor: Omg, Tiago, you have so much OPTINESS!

by 14288 January 6, 2008

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Optirectalfecalitis

A severe mental condition that normally takes hold during the early morning hours shortly after waking. The affected individual will almost immediately suffer from a shity outlook on life in general. Optirectalfecalitis(ORF) is sometimes confused with depression. One way in which to verify the condition is to make a comment about how great your life is. One of two reactions will then occur. The individual will break down into tears and whine about how crappy things are, this is classic depression. If you wake up a day later in the hospital with a concussion then you know that the individual was suffering from ORF.

The best way to approach a person with suspected Optirectalfecalitis is with a beer(preferably open). This tends to create a temporary buffer in the brain stem allowing for conversation without fear of injury.

by PenguinsFury January 14, 2009

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Optirical

Someone who always thinks they will win, or receive the best outcome of any circumstance.

Daniel, being an optiricalist, assumed he was going to have the best sex ever tonight because he was going out with the most popular girl in school.

by Merlin and Archimedes May 4, 2010

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Optimus Saggs

Optimus Saggs can refer to any girl with enormously droopy tits. So droopy after, you remove your 15 push-up bras it will sag and drag along the floor. It is said that it is simply excess skin with a little nipple on the end.

Guy: Hey Optimus Saggs
Girl: IM NOT SAGGY
Guy: Prove it then
Girl: NO
Guy: well i guess you're saggy then, cya optimus saggs.

by Mulz + Jizzbot November 1, 2010

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