wall-dance

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

Wall Back

When somebody writes on somebodies wall on facebook and prompts a reply on their own wall.

loser 1 (on facebook wall): I did your mom! wall back!
loser 2 (on facebook wall): You're a dipshit, DONT wall back

by ZeroNow January 20, 2009

Wall Gang

Originating from the battle between Floor Gang and Ceiling Gang started by Pewdiepie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg), Wall Gang aims to keep the peace between the gangs as not to tear apart the subreddit '/r/PewdiepieSubmissions'.

Wall Gang aims to keep the peace between Floor Gang and Ceiling Gang
Hello, I am a member of Wall Gang, how are you?

by Rexusus May 14, 2020

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

wall angel

When a person on mushrooms rubs he's arms against wall repeatedly till plaster and paint are removed.

My freind was so high of mushrooms he was doing wall angels.

by "THE MICKA" October 17, 2022

slug wall

at some point, being the delivery man of anal sex. pull out and slap your partners ass with your cock repeatedly leaving shit splats all over their ass

all those shit smeers on her ass looked like a wall of slugs, the slug wall

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Wall Monitor

A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:

1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.

2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.

Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.

In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.

by Memphis Jay April 6, 2008