dookie roots

Dreads, dreadlocks

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever

by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024

root beer

Something your husband will say he is going to drink at a party besides beer. But just by saying this, it is completely obvious that he is going to get wasted and make bad decisions.

Gonna go down to the lake with the boys and have some "root beer".

by whycantigetanamethatisnttaken May 10, 2018

root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

rainbow root

the type of "root" often dug up by backhoes. in truth, these are often neglected, low-grade communication cables, as opposed to the awesome, expensive fibre optics laid down today. backhoe operators will often have a "see no evil" attitude when digging these up

"ay man, john just dug up a bunch of rainbow root and i saw him do it."

"okay, if mike (the boss) sees it just tell him it was from a rainbow tree so we don't get in trouble."

"i gotchu man"

by creditcardz December 25, 2023

root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"

Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!

by The Enraged One October 21, 2014

peeling the root

During fellatio, when the women/giver of said fellatio puts top and bottom teeth on the member at the bottom of the down-stroke and then drags the teeth down the shaft on the way back - giving the sensation that skin is being peeled like a potato

Had to put the brakes on last night - normally I like getting a BJ but she either has a small mouth or lockjaw because she kept peeling the root and it started to hurt!

by milpoolSK September 13, 2017

roots valid

Sexual Intercourse, coined by The Jizzles.

Roots Valid, with your mommy!

by John Orty January 22, 2024