Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

by phiddy February 19, 2010

to-do list

A sheet of household tasks dat one or more people make a huge noisy fuss regarding.

Any written collection of disagreeable jobs can very easily become a to-do list with either da labor-requesters or da unfortunate workers, since either said foremen might become upset dat said activities aren't being performed quickly and/or well enough, or said laborers detest having to expend da time/effort/brain-power to complete said drudgeries.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

To don't List

A list of things that you don't want to do.

A: Lets go to that ballet!
B: Yeah, (sarcastically) I'll put that right on top of my to don't list.

by jzokel February 27, 2010

rape list

a list of people you want to rape soooo bad

shut up or im putting yo ass on the rape list

by tonsilla February 16, 2024

listing markup

Printing out code to draw on it; what you draw is based on what you're trying to understand.

Dude, use listing markup to understand that method before you refactor it.

by mkem114 May 28, 2018

list of standard acceptables

A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.

Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 16, 2023

The list

A term commonly used in youtube comments when commenting to communist music. Refers to the FBI/CIA watchlist.

Congratulations, you are now on "the list".

by Yeet_The_Rich_123 October 1, 2020