kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits

I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.

by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018

Neen the Bean

Doing what is necessary to be done. AKA getting between a girl's vagine.

Guy 1: What happened with that girl last night? Did you neen the bean?

Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.

by The Shfylox April 25, 2011

Heinz beans

The best beans in the world

Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans

by Heinz😝 December 1, 2019

Vital Beans

A term used around parts of Atlanta to refer to DXM AKA Skittles.

Made popular by rap artist 'DG Yola' with his track 'Vital Beans'

"Hey where can I get some skittles"
"What is that?"
"You know.. those red and blue round things that contain DXM"
"Oh you mean those VITAL BEANS"
"Umm.. sure.. yeah the Vital Beans"

by CrushCrush December 14, 2009

Mr. Bean

Our lord and saviour

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

Brad Beans

absolute beef (beefy five layer brad)

With Brad Beans, it’s always pump o’clock.

by yeet nugget dope lettuce May 3, 2021

Bean-bungle

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.

Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?

by Watidude August 24, 2019