tuesday booty day

Where you get booty pics because it's tuesday

Hey guess what day it is
What day
Tuesday booty day!

Wow looks like I'm sending a booty pic

by Hailallbooty July 16, 2014

Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum

Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs

by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022

No homo tuesday

Like no homo day you can day anything gay no homo doesn't need to be said

today is no homo Tuesday Matthew and Chris

by grant-the-fiji-water-guy January 28, 2020

Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021