neil cicierega

neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)

person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"

by the real patrick bateman January 1, 2024

neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO

person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥

by soapman😧 January 4, 2024

Neilery

being very autisticly funny

Stop your Neilery

by Biggboyy69 January 12, 2024

neison

a very hot person and very sexy i would definitly smash

i would neison

by nellywellybelly January 18, 2024

Neiko

A gay ass fat nigga that likes to inject drugs into his veins and has the highest level of autism

Also is in a relationship with a big forehead Somalian Yusuf7n

Where is that fat ass Neiko.

by Neiko the tism January 21, 2024

Neiko

A gay ass fat boy that likes to inject drugs into his veins and has the highest level of autism in the world

Also is in a relationship with a big forehead Somalian Yusuf7n

That person kinda looks like a Neiko

by Neiko the tism January 21, 2024

nelofluactic

When you feel numb and have no emotions.

I’m nelofluactic because i’ve been hurt too much

by Thatgirl_tay November 13, 2023