the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009

serial killer mustache

A mustache from the 1970's to the 1980's.

My uncle had serial killer mustache, maybe that's why he went to jail.

by plokimjunhybgtvfrcdefswzaq December 8, 2017

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Awesome Moustache Day

Februari 4th. The annual occasion which reminds us of the awesomeness of lucious upper lip hair.

- "Are you visiting your parents for Awesome Moustache Day this year?"
- "We stopped celebrating after Freddy Mercury passed away."

by Cutepants March 3, 2010

Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

mustache massage

When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.

Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.

Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?

by Club 500 September 11, 2011

girl mustache

Female pubic hair shaved, with only a small Hitler mustache left.

She had a girl mustache down there, I didn't know whether to say "Heil Hitler" or "Hola, Maria".

by dingoangst October 28, 2007