The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.
Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?
Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.
Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.
by Bluto726 March 19, 2022
Get the 3rd Musclemug. by BasmatiRice February 2, 2024
Get the muscle yammug. A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
Get the Valentines Beer Musclemug. Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.
I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the smooth musclemug. Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.
by GMA-4-Me December 28, 2018
Get the Dink Musclemug. <.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021
Get the mac the muscle manmug.