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muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.
I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.
by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023
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Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.
We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline
by PURGATWINKIE May 13, 2023
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Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person
I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now
by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023
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Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
by Wookie4u January 8, 2010
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de-muddified

remove all of the mud from
I'm finally home after camping in the rain and unpacked and de-muddified.
by staid03 May 20, 2011
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Big Muddy River

Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea
I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her
by Beeno55 March 11, 2019
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Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.
-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.
by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019
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