Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...

Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts

by Hu$$ January 30, 2017

mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.

Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.

by Jimmycliff01 June 10, 2017

Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

moseytisim

When this rapper called lil mosey makes a really good song and your friend is obsessed with it and will not stop acting like him

Hey Uriel
Yeah Jacob
Jakob W has been acting wired lately do you know what wrong
yeah he has moseytisim
Oh i think he should see a doctor about that
For sure

by the one and only lil mosey June 10, 2018

Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.

This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!

by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018

mouse

A little animal that fucks all your food

A little bitch

A mouse

That fucking mouse is eating our virginity again!

by oasdjfndc February 4, 2019

Mousefishing

Playing along with an obvious catfish for one's own amusement.

A fake Kendrick Lamar Instagram account DM'd me and is trying to Catfish me. I'm mousefishing him just to see what he'll say, this shit's hilarious.

by Marvllouuus February 23, 2019