THIS MONKE HAS THE FINGER PAINTER!!!
by Ilian7611 June 9, 2024
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-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021
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Person : Sure.
Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
Person : Sure.
Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022
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To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
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CONCRETE: "MONKE"
by HBFUHBECVHBVUCB May 13, 2021
Get the MONKE mug.Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
Chasing the bag and I'm letting it stack
Gorilla Tag you know I don't lack
I put on the headset reality virtual
On monkey tag and the bag is collateral
I'm cold like the caves, shine bright like them too
Any day any time, I pick me over you
I got too many problems there's to much to do
I'm taking his rocks and tagging him too
117 I'm a demon, brain always working you know I stay scheming
The games that I chose why you needing my toes
I'm be taking these checks like I'm thieving
I go monkey mode, I'm tagging my bros
The best is what you're perceiving
by TheGTAGghosts March 15, 2023
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