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Milkshake

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
Your welcome, now go finish you school work because the sub is looking over you shoulder. why are you looking at milkshake on ud anyway?
by Rimy Jobbs December 4, 2022
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Rancid Milkshake

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection, or worse, a girl with a yeast infection turns out to be a squirter.

Straw is optional.
by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014
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Mitjo Milkshake

The act of when you piss, shit, and ejaculate in someone named Mitjo's ass, then proceeding to ass fuck them until its all mixed. Then letting him shit out the residue and serve it in a frosty cold glass.
Tony: Dude I pulled a crazy prank on Paul last night... I went into the bedroom with his boyfriend Mitjo last night to make a Mitjo Milkshake and forced him to drink it.
by gu.gusu69 April 4, 2024
mugGet the Mitjo Milkshakemug.

milkshake marathon

A wish of certain death in which a individual(s) go get a milk shake, and then go to a new milk shake stand in rapid succession. This is repeated X10 and each milk shake must be entirely consumed before the next milkshake is consumed.
That milkshake marathon took forever and made me so sick.
by SevericK BooM June 27, 2017
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Indian milkshake

An act involving whip cream with semen and pouring the liquid into the desired hole (anus or vagina) before inserting a whisk, mixing it together and then penetrating them with said whisk.
Tony just gave me an indian milkshake, it was awesome!
by skeebledeeble April 9, 2025
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Strawberry Milkshake

When you ejaculate in a female while on her period and suck it all out with a straw
I had this freaky chick last night that tried to give me a Strawberry Milkshake
by Clayman April 14, 2019
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