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Midnight Sniff 

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
Midnight Sniff by SneakerP November 23, 2021

midnight haircut 

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
midnight haircut by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

Midnight Coffee 

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
Midnight Coffee by effingradical February 5, 2022

Midnight Fire 

The act of running tor-ward's while having diarrhea then lighting the shit on fire in the middle of the night
She was screaming at someone and running tor-ward's that person and then doing a Midnight Fire

Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female
Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.

Midnight kuala 

When you litter a man’s boat with condoms in stealth.
I did a midnight kuala last night it went good.