michael-baycism

the prejudice a film director holds against groups such as women, minorities and all educated peoples; said prejudice manifests itself in the portraying these groups as inept, caricatures, and creating films that insult said groups and basic human intelligence

The rise of michael-baycism amongst film directors such as Brett Ratner and Michael Bay could unravel the accomplishments of The Civil Rights Movement and continue the work of George W. Bush in destroying the educational system.

by Shia-LeDouche June 29, 2009

Micheal Deyo

Mikhail Gorbachev a.k.a. Micheal Deyo An ex Spetsnaz soldier and kgb operative. He was sent on a secret mission to the US to get intell on American life. But ever since the fall of the USSR the kgb doesn't exist, so the mission is scrapped. He is in denial of the fall of the USSR, and continues his mission in an unnamed Town in the Midwestern part of the US.

"you know who i wanna fight?"
"who?"
"Micheal Deyo"
"dude don't you know hes a russian spy? he'd kick your ass"

by FreedomfighterMN January 1, 2010

Mick flick

A film which is equally appealing to both manly men and girly girls, i.e. containing large quantities of both violence and romance. (Term coined by Ryan Connolly of Triune Films)

"Gladiator is such a mick flick! Russell Crowe loves his wife so much that he spends half the movie chopping people to pieces."

by Inearthium February 14, 2013

Michigan mudflap

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap

I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap

by Johntanamo September 14, 2016

microwave-meal mate

Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.

Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.

by kaneeky June 2, 2017

michalina

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.

I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.

by passengerx March 20, 2019

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021