"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
Get the Matt Ragsmug. An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
by schoolstopwatchingme October 29, 2017
Get the Matt Myersmug. Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: +1 (314) 660-0597. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.
by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019
Get the Matt Gausmug. by Ss0 May 18, 2019
Get the Matt Southwaymug. 
A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019
Get the Matt Wademug. Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye
by spiceymemes June 16, 2018
Get the Matt Campbellmug.