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water maintnence

The only winners of CJ Bikkurim

They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.

If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.

Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.

Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by

“WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”

Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim

When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
by Pandacorns for life August 3, 2021
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?
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Rory Maitland

Rory Maitland is a sexy beast who goes to St Leonard's. He is very funny and likes to game in his free time. He is 4ft7 and plays the drumkit like a pro. He is very intelligant andalways does homework the day before it is due.

LOVE RORY HE IS COOOOOOL.
Look at that sexy boy! who is he?
That would be Rory Maitland the Coolest boy in the world!
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Preventative Maintenance

Preventative Maintenance (PM)

Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Bill did preventative maintenance on the compressor for the pull head machine, it now does not work.
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sunando maiti

Look at his posture, he's wanking for sure, what a sunando maiti
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Cussing Maintenance

The act of shouting obscenities at something in order to make it work or fit.
Friend: “What are you doing yelling?
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!
by ILuvU4What February 22, 2023
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