A quiet suburban town in south central Connecticut where you can only live by invitation. Schools are said to be top notch - especially if your special ED. Here in the metropolis of the yuppies mommy will hold your hand and daddy will buy you your new Lexus Z39s model. There is no such thing as the soccer mom car in madison, its more like the soccer mom benz or lexus rollin on dubs.
I came to madison without invitation for the schools. My child is 16 and will be entering the 3rd grade.
Daddy, My car just spontaneously combusted and rolled over the traffic circle 10 times.
Daddy, My car just spontaneously combusted and rolled over the traffic circle 10 times.
by Puff master July 24, 2008
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Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
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enough said.
enough said.
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Get the madison mug.The most annoying motherfucker you will ever meet. If you date her, use force so that she doesn't fucking cheat on you with 900000 other guys. Whatever you do, DONT FUCKING GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER. All she will do is talk to you about other guys, and cheat on you with all of them. And yeah, she is not afraid to show she's cheating on you. To end this shitty name off, Madison will never stop texting you. Even when she's, "MAD", she will continue talking about other goys who are sexier than you are.
You: "Roses are red, Violets are blu, Why did you leave me Madison"
Madison: "IM FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU."
Madison: "IM FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU."
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