dream machine

He is coming tonight to show me an ecstatic way to fall asleep naturally!
I'm so excited.

Thats what my answering dream machine read to me.
💧

by Krkič June 14, 2019

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019

Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner

Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!

by guymanchester August 29, 2017

a new machine

one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.

(kitchie kii)
A New Machine?

by Milpke February 5, 2004

Metal Machine

a erected penis

No, we will never fall, we're masters of the world
Come suck my metal machine!

by Never gonna give you up! February 13, 2021