Poop Machine

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.

Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*

by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010

jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

dream machine

He is coming tonight to show me an ecstatic way to fall asleep naturally!
I'm so excited.

Thats what my answering dream machine read to me.
💧

by Krkič June 14, 2019

Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.

"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"

by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014

dudebro machine

Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.

He thinks he is a mature gamer because he only plays games on his his dudebro machine PS4.

by neoncp20 June 13, 2014

Machine everything

A term that means to "shell down" or shoot down "everything"

"WEGO HADDA MACHINE EVERYTHING ENT ENT"

by Gary go shoot alexander May 30, 2019

ownage machine

This term resembles the idea of never giving up. It has spawned from MMORPG's and used in the sense of being the greatest of the great. An ownage machine is someone who doesnt let anyone stop them, and continues to do their best at all times--kicking ass and taking names in the free time.

Most common use: I'm an ownage machine.

Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.

by beatbop July 8, 2009