one who's dick can span across the entire Pangea super continent and has testicles that are slimed with shmegma.
Wow that kid reminds me of Luke Welsh.
Ya he does look like a Hiroshima survivor who wasn't in Hiroshima because he has 8th degree Alzheimer's.
Ya he does look like a Hiroshima survivor who wasn't in Hiroshima because he has 8th degree Alzheimer's.
by aightbetchill March 28, 2019
Get the Luke Welshmug. Been friend zoned by every single girl. Broke his back at school. Plays soccer. Luke Foster drinks a box and doesn't get drunk. Vodka Cruisers.
by 1inch Dick June 27, 2019
Get the Luke Fostermug. Luke Broomfieldposted a picture on his snapchat of him taking the oathe of enlistment but quickly regretted his decision when Landen said he looked like an autistic fuck.
by Billythefaggot1738 November 20, 2016
Get the Luke Broomfieldmug. by Little Family February 12, 2019
Get the Luke Littlemug. All this time the media and government never told us monkeys can live like humans, but there is one. Luke Roberson or Dunkel affe or Luke singe. money is of course not a problem except there is non. If you find your self to be a dunkel affe you will get new abilities like masterbaiting faster than Sanzy gets nicotine shock from one snus or on puff from a nicotine free vape. The first dunkel affe was discovered in 646ad in Denmark were the hot fashion was high heels.
by Anus åpneren October 27, 2020
Get the luke robersonmug. a man who is not mature, somewhat tall, curly hair, can do a backflip, loves D&D. Due to this a lot of girls like him. these girls beg for him. luke has friends who at times call him a punk and annoying but they are still friends. luke is not a simp however he is not a dog.
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
by KJ SWISH May 4, 2021
Get the luke wadzinskimug. A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)
by police force 69 July 11, 2018
Get the Lukes cockmug.