low bandwidth

A slang expression for someone who seems unintelligent or dimwitted. It's intended to be a humorous derivation of the tech term bandwidth.

The low bandwidth bouncer at the door couldn't do the math to figure out if I was of legal age to enter.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

low bandwidth

Slang term for people who are stupid, slow or in some way mentally retarded.

The hosts of Unreliable Sources are low bandwidth rednecks.

by UnreliableSources December 16, 2008

Low Roller

Used to refer to an individual or individuals who can't handle life's most simple tasks. Usually has a crappy car and no ladies. Also refered to as a busta.

Damn, you see that low roller fuck up three blunts in a row?

by tim n. April 4, 2006

Toner is Low

When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.

Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."

by Scary October 14, 2006

low rent

The shortened version of "low rental"

We were just minding our business, skating at Porter's the other day, then all of a sudden a swarm of filthy low rents came charging Seminary Ave.!!

by Bent Himself June 17, 2003

get low

when a girl shakes it booty on the dance floor

get low get low to the windooows to the wall

by kim May 6, 2005

Derek Lowe

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!

by Oscar September 18, 2004