long shlong silvers

a man with a generally large penis

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!

long shlong silvers by S.A. Longschlongsilvers May 24, 2016

Long Furby 

Kiersten.

Kiersten sold her soul for a Long furby soul.

Long Furby by Long Furby November 26, 2019

Long Prairie noodle

The process originating from Long Prairie, Minnesota, in which a young highschool boy tries to give a girl his "noodle", or in other words penis, for sexual purposes. Penises in this region are notoriously slim and small and therefore given the nickname of a "noodle".

Travis was feeling very emotional towards his girlfriend Amanda last Friday night and decided to propose to her in giving her the "Long Prairie noodle" in his bedroom later.

Long Prairie noodle by Curt Hatfield October 29, 2007

long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours

"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."

long car rides by Theguinessgirl June 13, 2014

long john 

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet

long john by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017

Long time

My dad with the milk

Me: how long will dad be at the shops

Mum: he will be a long time

Long time by My TikTok is Imnotnormal.com May 17, 2020

Long Islander 

Some of the greatest people around. People who have everyhting they will ever need or want in their reach.

I would like to see a few Long Islanders tear Brokelynguy a new asshole...

Long Islander by LongIs June 11, 2006