The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023

slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013

Red lobster

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

by lobster beater March 12, 2021

LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.

I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.

by KyHavers June 26, 2023

lobster kiss

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts

Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no

by Kford123 June 20, 2017

Walking the lobster

1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 4, 2011