Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011

Lauren Berger

A basking ridge female with a huge brain and a great common sense. Smartest person you will ever meet and funniest. To be called a lauren berger is like being called god! one of the best compliments to receive unlike being called a simonne.

Dude you got an A+! You must be a Lauren Berger!!

by johnbeevo May 7, 2011

Lauren Cimorelli

Lauren Cimorelli is a singer who posts YouTube videos with her older five sisters. She has a caring, quiet, but compassionate, personality. She is a talented young woman who started her career at the age of 11. She has a strong faith in the Lord, along with with her whole family. She is also a solo artist and she released a few songs throughout late 2018 and so on.

“ Lauren Cimorelli is perfect. 😫😍 “

by cimxcarm January 27, 2020

Lauren

she will most likely end up with a guy named Christopher.

Lauren and Christopher are dating

by nothing matters May 21, 2017

Lauren

Lauren is a jew

Anthony: dude lauren is such a jew
Jordan: a stupid jewish ass hoe.
Liam: sex

by Nastyzeke June 10, 2013

Lauren of the Island

A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.

A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.

by FainsL April 22, 2009

Lauren

A Thot

Wow Did you know Lauren didn’t know who the father of her baby was? Total thot

by Hahaha;))) April 5, 2020