late yellow

When you drove through traffic lights on red, but don't want to addmit that in front of someone

kid: Dad why didn't you stop when the light was red?
u: Shut up, it was a late yellow

by Lexy Karmiński January 3, 2020

Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late night surprise

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.

Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight

by SamB14 May 23, 2020

Girls are always late

It means that a guy is referencing to a girl who is late for her period, therefore, pregnant.

Geez, I swear to god girls are always late.

by Mah bixh October 28, 2017