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Knotai

Oh boy, here comes Knotai...
by LowKeyLokki August 4, 2018
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Bitch Knot

The knot that is created by your headphones in your pocket. a.k.a "twat knot"
Goddamn! These Fuckin' headphones are in a Fuckin' 'bitch knot'.
by PandaSharq August 31, 2013
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know knothing

To know knothing is to misspell 'know nothing', so it means the same thing as to 'know nothing'.

It is rumored to have originated in a Twitter conversation by MiriIsACat in 2014.
Girl: "You know knothing"
Guy: "Know knothing, KNOTHING. NEVER FORGET. #KNOWKNOTHING2014"
by John W.W. March 30, 2014
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knob knot

Do you really need to wear your hair in a knob knot, braaa?
by G Wizz June 17, 2016
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scroach knot

When the back of your hair is in a messed up knot due to hot and steamy sex.
I know Susan had sex last night because she has a huge scroach knot on the back of her head!
by Buddhagirl October 3, 2017
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Balloon Knot Breech

The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.
Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!
by BoogieFlake June 19, 2018
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rock your knot

"Rock your knot" means to "nod your head".
"We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot" (from Run-DMC's song "King of Rock").
by an Lóchrann Uaithne November 8, 2015
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