A middle school in West Hartford, Connecticut. The home of aspiring fuckboys, legging-wearing, Starbucks-wielding basics, & a black market gum trade. 11 year old girls dress like 21 year old strippers and 11 year old scrawny white boys think they're thugs. You'll find the occasional theatre gay, goth, or another non-basic asshole, and I'm sure most people are nice at heart, but it's not like you'll see many genuine people. Protect your bra straps, fidget spinners, and off-color memes, folks. It's broken up into 9 different teams, and honestly? They all suck, no matter what your classmates may tell you. Most of these poor souls end up going to hall high school, a slight upgrade. Most people call it "KP" or "KPMS."
Student A: "What school do you go to?"
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."
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Might even visit their homes
But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding
Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS
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