kevin 

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

kevin by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

kevin 

(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.

went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!

kevin by albion November 27, 2012

kevin 

may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name
fag- i think its kevin
boy- oh yea
fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world
boy- learn something new every day

kevin by garbage truck up yo ass November 28, 2011

Kevin 

Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.

Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.

Kevin by Dumbass2.0 October 19, 2013

kevin 

Total fucktard loser with a need for chicken skin uppercuts.

Kevin loves the cock.

kevin by Andyarky May 18, 2016

Kevin 

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

Kevin by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

kevin 

Basicilly a kid with the smallest dick you have ever seen. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports but has knee problems. Has a great sense of humor.

kevin has the smallest dick ever

kevin by BLARGE79 February 15, 2017