Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

Jose

A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.

Why are you being such a “jose”?

by beastMCGZ March 28, 2022

Marlee's Jose

A twink, usually Mexican.

"Marlee's Jose is a total twink and she is in denial"

by Jesse M! January 31, 2022

Josing

Josing is basically another word to say joking but with a bit of a slang to it

“Bro stop playing!”
Chill I was just josing with you!

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022

daddy jose

Johannes Josefsen Is known to Be the seggzyest man alive

daddy jose is so alfa

by Papa JohÆnnes February 10, 2022

Jose

Fat obese dirty nigger with a one centimeter cock.

Jose Get not bitches

by SANDMONKEYxxxsandmonekey faze February 11, 2022

san jose catholic school

A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.

Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school

by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021