Jonafan

A jonafan is the Jonathan’s inner sassy queen. He can easily rock a ponytail and some crazy glasses without being called gay. You can talk about anything with a jonafan without it becoming awkward. He can be a grumpy bitch at first but when you get to know him he’s a real beauty inside. He’s funny, kinda smart, generous and he has muscles for days.

we love u jona.

Girl 1: did u see that guy with those cool sunglasses over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he’s so sassy.
Girl 1: he must be a jonafan

by aCharlotte July 11, 2019

jonafan

Jonafan is another name for Jonathan. He is the baddest bitch out there, yet the sweets guy you’ll meet. Caring, funny, smart the list goes on... if you find a jonafan, you are lucky my friend not many people deserve him.

Jonafab is jonafan’s sassy alter ego with an amazing taste in sunglasses. That’s it my dude. He’s not gay.

Person 1: I met a guy named jonafan, do I need to say more?
Person 2: girl you’re so lucky, damn

by aCharlotte July 19, 2019

jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.

ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick

by the best pimp April 23, 2019

Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

Jonathan

A sexy beast that goes to school

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan

by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019

jonathanripped

Jonathan but SHREDDED

WOW that jonathanripped!

by big lando December 2, 2019

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019