John 

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

John by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022

John 

A John is one of the most sexist, most attractive human beings you could ever meet. A john is also fearless and is never really scared to do anything, A John will also always make you laugh because of how humorous he is. A john may also seem shy when sexual things come in to play but is very freaky once you get it out of him.

Your such a john

John by Janes125594 March 6, 2022

John 

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

John by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

John 

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier

John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something

John by Johhhnnnn March 9, 2022

John 

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

John by Lunee March 13, 2022

John 

John is very john. Hes a red carpet and he likes to eat strawberries. He has a sister called Basia. : )

Person 1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE! ITS A JOHN
Person 2: john. pray to john.

John by duck124 March 13, 2022

John 

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.

Me: "I know where you live John"

Guy: "Bitch my name is Michael Jordan"

John by AgentComet March 14, 2022