Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a Naked Cyclist Pig who worships Stephen Hawking and Perrell Brown

Person 1: VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BIDEN 2024
Person 2: ew no, joe biden like to ride his bike naked in public

by comma4 April 5, 2024

Joe Biden

to put it simply: a senior citizen. Joe Biden deserves pity, not hate. he is a sad old man with dementia, he cannot perform simple everyday tasks like speaking or walking up a flight of stairs, frankly he should just be put in a nursing home.

It is so weird to think that an old man like Joe Biden ran our country.

by adnklt January 19, 2025

Joe Biden

A old man that became president he can't say a sentence and gets lost very easily

Why is that man shaking hands with a ghost he must be Joe Biden

by The eewee creator March 15, 2024

Joe Biden

Joe Biden, the current president and former Vice President to Obama. Joe Biden beat former president Donald Trump in the electoral vote. Joe Biden will serve his four year term and most likely run again for his second term .

Joe Biden is the current president.

by Average Wikipedia User May 9, 2022

Joe Biden

A 80 year old bafoon who likes sniffing girls hair, has a son addicted to coke, cheated on a nationwide election, and is the president of the United States.

“ Joe Biden is a really good president “

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024