Jock

A total bitch who only talks shit behind a computer screen.

Why is he being a Jock

by minecrafter42069 October 08, 2020

Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy

This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!

by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022

Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.

"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"

by bbkya April 17, 2018

Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.

Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!

by Houston JC July 08, 2009

Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.

Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.

by Pingpong Jock October 06, 2020

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.

There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.

by Maser vinz November 08, 2022