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jelly bracelets

They are just braclets people need to stop adding sex meaning to them because not everyone thinks they are and people just need to stop
by laura May 28, 2004
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jelly bracelets

Jelly bracelets are nothing more then bracelets to be worn as a FASHION statement...These bracelets are as old as I am....It's not like they just came out with them & they meant nothing then as they mean NOTHING now...Whomever wears these bracelets with anyother meaning behind them are nothing more then sick minded individuals that need help!!!!!
As teens, we were one of the 1st generations to wear these bracelets....They mean nothing harmful...Never have.....Never will!!
by A VERY OUTRAGED MOTHER! January 10, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

Thin colored plastic bracelets that are worn on the wrist by mostly teenage peoples. They have no meaning whatsoever and some people are stupid enough that they do have meaning of the sexual kind. I mean, jeez. I'm wearing a pink one and a blue one right now, and I'm not trying to get fucked. Its hard to believe anyone can be that desperate.
guy#1-dude, you're wearing pink and blue Jelly bracelets, you know what that means right?

Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET


PS~that example is a true story
by Jesus-Fishboy March 22, 2009
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Jelly

Opposite of "buttery" which means smooth and easy and all around good. jelly is used to describe a shitty situation or a dumb thing someone did.
Also can be used to describe a party foul situation
"FUCK DUDE U SPILLED MY DRANK, SOOO JELLY."
"-hey u think this girl is hot? -EW no she's so jelly"
by Nick Sure Thing Shirley August 28, 2009
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Jelly Fuckers

Those jelly fuckers gave me a fine!
by youngdiple September 12, 2008
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Jelly Twat

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008
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jelly roll

Located on the belly of an obese human, usually lays upon another "jelly roll" to create a crevice and very unattractive look.
Matt "Jelly Roll" Cole
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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