Honestly one of the best people, acts like such a playboy but is an absolute softie at heart. Talking to Lewis is a great experience, you never know what'll happen Lewis gives the best opinions and advice always providing good insight on things. If you don't have Lewis in your life you're missing out big time, get him before someone else does, his teasing and good natured insults are only a part of his overall gentleman-like nature.
by Fabric velvet November 20, 2021

a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024

by sexymysteriousgirl November 23, 2021

Sefisticated geeza who will rule the world one day. Lewis Haddon is that powerful he sends his willy to a whole nation with no mercy, and no regret. If you try and overpower Lewis, you will fail. He is a manifester of the universe and if he says something, you do it, or you most definetly are not a level 5 gyat skibidi ohio sigma.
Peasant 1: "Look it's Lewis Haddon.."
Peasant 2: "So?"
Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.
Peasant 2: "So?"
Peasant 2 died becasue they did not bow down to the mighty Lewis Haddon as he walked by.
by VoteForLewisHaddon April 29, 2024

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

by M1.. July 3, 2021
