Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 01, 2021

Pancake cookie

a mischievous cookie that is from the fandom cookie run has committed various types of crimes

this is a joke please dont report me

Random ass cookie : Hey you saw that pancake cookie kill his sister right?!
Other random ass cookie : No.

by onionjuic3 November 16, 2021

Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 20, 2012

dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.

Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence

by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast January 31, 2012

Shookie Cookie

Kelli said it once and no one knew what she was talking about.

Kelli: Shookie Cookie

Everyone else: huh?

by Fibgo December 09, 2019

roguefort cookie

almond cookie's bestie‼️‼️

secretly walnut's parental figure..

honestly roguefort cookie seems to have a crush on almond cookie

by RoguefortCookieIRL November 24, 2021